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#OK NOW LOOK AT HER FACE #THE WAY SHE SMILES #THAT’S THE SMILE OF A WOMAN WHO’S HAPPY BECAUSE HER TALENT HAS FINALLY BEEN RECOGNISED #A WOMAN WHO’S TIRED OF BEING PRAISED ONLY FOR HER PHYSICAL APPEARANCE #THANK YOU JOE #SERIOUSLY #THE WORLD NEEDS MORE MEN LIKE YOU
You can see her relax the exact moment she realises he’s not going to add “for a woman.”
it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it
it’s also super frustrating to be on the other end of that. ‘You’re cute’ yeah but am i cute or am i cute cute?? is homo intended or is no homo intended???
This is pretty much how I sum up Snape apologists.
clicking your pen until you irritate someone to the brink of insanity but having to click it one more time so the nib isn’t out
drawing is fun until you realize how much better other people are at it than u
imagine simon cowell’s son when he’s older
"dad can i go to the movies"
"it’s a no from me"
i don’t actually know how to pronounce half the words in my vocabulary because i only read and type them
First Kiss (creator asked 20 strangers to kiss for the first time)
This makes me unbelievably happy.
Pete Wentz in Max Schneider’s Young Volcanoes cover [x]
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless
has anybody ever seen them together?? like in the same room?? at the same time?? kinda makes u wonder…